10. There is no chocolate in the house.
9. Distracted by various movie trailers. Ironman, anyone?
8. Keep getting ideas for new stories, writing them down, re-reading them, only to reject them as stupid.
7. Keep watching the film Miss Potter over and over and over and…
6. Thinking about writing Beatrix Potter fan-fiction…
5. …though not about the bunnies…
4. Trying to understand the whole Beyonce/Jay-Z thing.
3. Trying to understand the whole Michael Johns thing.
2. Can’t decide if I want to order Chinese or Japanese tonight.
1. I’m in jail for murdering the kids screaming and running up and down the stairs outside of my apartment.