The Diary of T’Pring of Vulcan

by elegantextracts

New Year’s Resolutions

I WILL NOT…

Eat chocolate

Bitch about Starfleet Academy, The Federation, and Spock

Waste credits on courses to improve self as is pointless since only viewed as female mating receptacle

Get annoyed with mother, father, brother, Sarek, Amanda, and T’Pau

Sulk over having no available husband or mate within 10 light years

Sulk (as human emotion and therefore ridiculous)

Obsess over Stonn as is pathetic to have crush on male who is not all that  pretty

I WILL…

Eat something other than plomeek soup… and chocolate

Arrange my hair in more becoming fashion

Stop wearing tin foil dresses and investigate the new fashion trends

Learn to be more assertive, confident, and logical

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110 lbs (but post Surek’s Day ritual fast, so OK) Plomeek units:  3; Chocolate units: 23

January 1. Noon.  Downtown Shi’Kahr: my flat. Ugh!  The last thing on Vulcan I feel like doing is beaming over to Amanda and Sarek’s house for New Year’s Day Plomeek curry buffet.  Am pretty sure there is no such thing on Vulcan as New Year’s Day or Plomeek curry, but Amanda is human and therefore has ridiculous notions in head.

9 comments to The Diary of T’Pring of Vulcan

  1. Candace says:
    January 19, 2010 at 11:14 pm

    Oh my! LOL! Who would be her Mr. Darcy??

  2. streetdiscrete says:
    January 20, 2010 at 1:42 am

    lol! This is fantastic!

  3. sharon says:
    January 20, 2010 at 8:46 am

    lol love it! what is so great about plomeek soup?

  4. gppr says:
    February 5, 2010 at 10:30 am

    I like T’Pring’s train of thought… *bursts out laughing*
    Precious little entry. :)

    • elegantextracts says:
      February 5, 2010 at 7:56 pm

      Thanks! I might expand on it, but I don’t know when. I’ve sort of committed myself to about 50 other stories at the moment. :-)