Snarky Austenish Valentine’s Day cards, suitable for giving… if you are snarky

by elegantextracts

snarky_greeting1

Will you be my Valentine instead?

snarky_greeting2Happy Valentine’s Day anyway.

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snarky_greeting3 Will you be my Valentine?

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snarky_greeting4 Happiness in marriage is a matter of chance. Happy Valentine’s Day anyway.

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If you are bold enough1 to present these to your significant other, here are the instructions and here is the PDF file for download.

Good luck!

1DESIGNER is not responsible for bodily injury and/or cost of court proceedings!

EDIT: I’ve changed the 4th card (to be even more sarcastic) and embedded the fonts, so now you shouldn’t have trouble printing them.  If you still do, just drop me a line. :-)

11 comments to Snarky Austenish Valentine’s Day cards, suitable for giving… if you are snarky

  1. jubelle says:
    February 1, 2009 at 10:40 am

    Teeheehee… My favourite would definitely have to be the first one.

  2. Pamala Knight says:
    February 1, 2009 at 11:03 am

    I love them all but the first one is my fave too.

  3. Laurel Ann says:
    February 1, 2009 at 2:28 pm

    Too funny, so clever! Well done.

  4. elegantextracts says:
    February 1, 2009 at 9:13 pm

    Thanks!

    Of course this is just unemployment boredom. I’ll stop the collective snarkiness as soon as I get a job and have something better to do with my day. :-)

  5. jubelle says:
    February 2, 2009 at 3:13 am

    That could be doubtful.

    As I, unfortunately, find I seem to get most of my ideas for stuff when I am working. :| Well… story/poetry-wise anyways…

    …just spotted the flickr photos. And that is one awesome christmas tree

  6. elegantextracts says:
    February 2, 2009 at 2:24 pm

    Hmmm? I think the last one would work better if the design was flipped with most of the hearts facing downward and one heart flipped up. See, the true mark of snarkiness!

  7. Austen Tattler: News and Gossip around the Blogosphere « Austenprose says:
    February 6, 2009 at 4:01 am

    [...] ready for Valentine’s Day with snarky Austen themed valentines at Elegant Extracts [...]

  8. Mary Ellen says:
    February 7, 2009 at 6:09 pm

    Top one would make a good tee shirt, too!

  9. elegantextracts says:
    February 7, 2009 at 8:56 pm

    Yes, it would come to think of it. :-D

  10. sospokesaroj says:
    February 10, 2009 at 12:47 am

    Haha these are cute.

  11. elegantextracts says:
    February 10, 2009 at 12:58 am

    Glad you like them!